By Mike Spohr via Buzzfeed.com
We're all doomed, but you knew that already, didn't you?
1. The Mensa member smoking next to all of these propane tanks:
2. And the Jeopardy! champs trying to pick their car's lock to get their keys out...when the back window is taped over:
3. This vacationing family of flat-earthers:
4. And their fellow flat-earther who made this compelling argument that Earth is not a spinning ball, y'all:
5. The man who tried to smuggle a kilo of cocaine into Spain by hiding it under his toupee:
6. And the 7% of American ADULTS who think chocolate milk comes from brown cows:
7. The person who locked their bike so it could never, ever be stolen:
8. The person who took to Facebook to blast this store for selling a zero candle because no one turns "0" — duh:
9. Whoever engineered this washing machine setup:
10. The woman who proudly wore this shirt:
11. The people who replied to the challenge "Name a country without the letter 'A' in the name" with these answers:
"Europe," "Ohio," Newyork," "London," "Africa." D'oh!
12. This easily confused coffee and tea enthusiast:
13. This texter who really needs a mind reader:
14. The da Vinci-level genius who posted this:
