Don’t Be The Ex Who Never Goes Away

By Renata Gomes Via


Some exes are easier to let go than others. Most are quite innocuous, simply moving on with their lives once it’s clear you two are over. Some will cry, ask you to get back together once or twice, but eventually move on as soon as they see you’re not changing your mind.

There’s a type of ex, however, that’s particularly annoying: the ex that never goes away.

When you think you’ve established a safe enough distance to move on, that’s when they pop-up on your inbox. They like your latest Instagram post, or reply to your latest Instagram story with an actual comment, not just an emoji — and they expect you to respond in kind.

There are things they want to talk to you about. They want to grab some coffee and catch up, hear all about what you’ve been doing these days. They have no boundaries of their own, and a very poor concept of how to respect yours.

They have just one more thing they’d like to ask you, one more issue they’d like to discuss, one more thing they left behind at your place and wonder if they can come over and grab it.

You ended things amicably, and apparently, that automatically makes you friends — the type that send each other funny memes, regularly catch up, and occasionally hang out.

Of course, you can eventually become friends with an ex, but if all of that friendship happens very quickly after a breakup, and if it feels mostly one-sided and not organic, then you’re not really friends: you’re dealing with the ex that never goes away.

If you’ve never received a text from any of your exes, but are now realizing how you’ve always been the one who kept in contact with most of them post-breakup, than congratulations: you’ve just realized you’re the ex that never goes away.

Here’s how to not do it again (or ever):

Put a limit on the relationship post-mortem

It’s ok to want to talk about what went wrong, as long as you do it in the spirit of learning and growing together, and as long as you put a limit to it. Over-analyzing the past is never a good idea, whether you do it alone, or with the help of someone else.

Give up on the idea of closure

Don’t send that meme you know they’d laugh at

Let them figure life out without you

“They have red velvet cupcakes here now.”

That’s a text I wrote and deleted about three times yesterday. I meant to send it to someone I’d been seeing, but I’m not anymore.

That’s a text I wrote and deleted about three times yesterday. I meant to send it to someone I’d been seeing, but I’m not anymore.

In the short amount of time we spent together, we learned a few things about each other. I learned he likes red velvet cupcakes, and I thought I should let him know of a great place to get some — except I didn’t. In the interest of not becoming the ex that never goes away, I held back.

I decided to let him figure out for himself where to get his own red velvet cupcakes.

Once the relationship is over, you have to let your ex figure life out by themselves. No matter how many genius life hacks you know they’d appreciate, no matter how many articles you come across about that place they want to travel to next summer, no matter how many new fun places you get to see — and know they’d simply love visiting as well — the sharing of any information is simply not allowed anymore.

You two broke up. Now you have to figure life out by yourself — and so have them.

Don’t ask them out for coffee

Or a drink. Or to the movies. Or anything.

Sure, you miss their company, but find someone else to hang out with. You must have at least one friend who’s not your ex. Just one. And if your friends are all busy, suck it up and spend some time alone for a change. It’s a great exercise, learning how to be alone. You should give it a try.

Trying to casually hang out with an ex might let to the next big thing you definitely should not be doing with them: sex.

Don’t have sex with them

Breakups are hard and confusing enough without adding sex into the mix. Sex keeps people hanging on for longer than they should, and tempting your ex with sex might make you the worst kind of ex that just won’t go away.

In short, don’t try to be friends (with or without benefits)

To avoid being the ex that won’t go away, do the exact opposite: just go away. Don’t try to be friends, don’t try to analyze what went wrong with the relationship until you understand it, forget closure.

Cut all contact, go back to living your life, and if you’re meant to eventually become friends, let it happen organically, once you both have completely and truly moved on.

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